- Why
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- Why
women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why
don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why
is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- Why
is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why
is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
- Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
- Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- When
dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
- If
flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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