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a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only Time
I have to work on my hair).
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a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside. (The shoplifter special)?
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a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and
that would be how???....)
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some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
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Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
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Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
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Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the
rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds
with head-colds off those forkliftans.)
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Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm
taking this because???....)
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most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
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a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about
a news flash)
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an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,eat
nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
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a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
this one.)
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a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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